>1. The fact that my hotel room has 6 ESPN channels and not MTV.
2. The more dry/less dry knob on the clothes dryer machine. Who the f wants their wet clothes less dry?
3. The fact that a certain one of my roommates refuses to put dishes in the dishwasher.
4. The fact that there are still ducks living in Buffalo. They are stupid for not going South by now.
5. The fact that there are still people living in Buffalo. They are stupid for not getting the f out by now.
6. Michael Phelp’s wingspan.
7. The fact that the Hyatt in Buffalo still has not heard of wireless internet.
8. This post on craigslist.