>Kelly to friends (text): still at work. got chubbies later tonight though.
Me: got chubbies?
Kelly: damnit. translation = hot bitches.
Colleen to me: do you want to come tp Hooters with me and Ro?
Me: Yes, obvi….but why are we doing this?
Colleen: You know, food, bevs, whatever.
Me: haha ohh go to Hooters. I thought you wanted us to go toilet paper the joint.