Alyssa is a professional triathlete who has logged over 8,000 miles in competition of swimming, biking and running across five continents. She came to triathlon from an ultrarunning background and over the last few years has found success back on the trails: in 2018 she set the female supported Fastest Known Time (FKT) on Vermont's 273 mile Long Trail in 5 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes. In 2020 she set the women's supported FKT for climbing the 46 High Peaks in the Adirondacks in 3 days, 16 hours and 16 minutes. She is a triathlon and running coach, and also enjoys spending time guiding hikers out on the trails. Alyssa is based in Charlottesville, VA with her dog Ramona.
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>I assume you have the answers to these questions, Alyss. Let's hear 'em!
>there used to be a blog here about running – pretty soon you're going to have to change the picture to someone wasting time hunched over a computer. Is this somehow related to your new super secret job?
>BG – I only know the answer to the one about buying a Canadian, but I'll keep that too myself for now. And last night Ryan was asking Cheese and me why his vag smelled so I'll see if he ever found an answer….Ben – I'm sorry, this blog actually isn't open to comments from GRC runners…..
>since when am i a "GRC runner"?
>OH SHITZINGBOOM ROASTEDBEN YOU JUST GOT OWNEDHAHASeriously it's funny that this got the most comments of any of your recent blogs!
>Ben….when will you learn that I know everything?Just keep in mind the maximum penalty for treason is the death penalty.
>1) your information isn't very good – i ran in baltimore by myself on sunday.2) even if i had run with some GRC'ers it would have been for a) information gathering and b)to motivate myself to get better so they don't go 1-2-3 at the st. patrick's 5k again – which was a stain on this city worse than drugs, homocides, or Mayor Dixon spending gift cards meant for poor people.3) other than being the equivalent of the TWSS meter maid – what exactly have you done to make our team more competitive against grc?
>haha….ben — turn around….see that long straight thing on the ground behind you? yeah, that's a line. you crossed it.But seriously, I'm pretty and fun and can beat any GRC female in a beer mile. As far as I'm concerned, that's all that matters.Let's get back to the important issues at hand: why DO men have nipples?
>come on alyssa – you know i'm impressed by your running talent – my comment had nothing to do with that. Let's call a truce – i win – ok?
>Alright you two are being ridiculous. First of all, we all know that GRC HAS no females, and Alyssa would definitely beat them in a beer mile. Also she beat Ben.Ben, we would give anyone who runs with anyone other than us a hard time. BG my vag does not smell.As the referee I call this one over.
>Ryan: why?
>Brennan,I'm not sure why my vag doesn't smell, but I can assure you it does nothaha
>"Why" are you running what looks like an Internet Explorer build from 2002? Are you still using windows 98?
>alex,despite my job now being relatively technical and the programming knowledge I should have to do it, I have no idea what it is you just asked….
>Sorry, sometime when I'm at work I lose track of what's normal. I'l try again: Yo 'puter be old.