>Anything Ben can do, I can do better*

>*except for running.

Holler peeps it’s time for a rhyme,
Grab a seat if you’ve got the time.

Some white stuff is coming down out of the sky,
Bread, milk and TP is what the people buy.

The mexis gather round the chimney with care,
In hopes that whatever they pray to would soon be there.

Denise sets up camp at Du Burns Arena,
This wet ass snow will not make her cleaner.

The bars open up to serve drinks and din,
To stay in tonight would be a mortal sin.

Get your lawn chairs ready to mark that spot,
This snow’s comin’ in, ready or not!

Published by Alyssa Godesky

Alyssa is a professional triathlete who has logged over 8,000 miles in competition of swimming, biking and running across five continents. She came to triathlon from an ultrarunning background and over the last few years has found success back on the trails: in 2018 she set the female supported Fastest Known Time (FKT) on Vermont's 273 mile Long Trail in 5 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes. In 2020 she set the women's supported FKT for climbing the 46 High Peaks in the Adirondacks in 3 days, 16 hours and 16 minutes. She is a triathlon and running coach, and also enjoys spending time guiding hikers out on the trails. Alyssa is based in Charlottesville, VA with her dog Ramona.

0 comments on “>Anything Ben can do, I can do better*”

  1. >Imitation is the best compliment. First Ryan with his facebook free february and now you with a poem about the snow storm. Even though you might be haters on the outside – your actions show me how you really feel ; )

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