>Fantasy Triathlon

>Who would win an iron-distance triathlon, and why?

-Pocahontas
-Jane from Survivor Nicaragua (yes I am part of the 1% who still watches it)
-The Little Mermaid (she gets legs in T1)
-Chrissie Wellington
-Little Red Riding Hood
-Sarah Palin

Published by Alyssa Godesky

Alyssa Godesky is a professional triathlete & coach.

0 comments on “>Fantasy Triathlon”

  1. >Imma go withCW- unbeatable, likely GOAT.Pocahontas- monster runJane (who?)Little red- that hood is like a parachute and she gets pwned on the bikeAriel- her 45 minute lead out of the water is immediately erased on the run. If humans get new-born-fawn legs off the bike, a mermaid is going to collapse.Sarah Palin- drowns

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